Twisted Pain Interview

by **Twisted Pain** Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:48 am

Interviewer: We are backstage with Chris "Twisted Pain" Thomson. Twisted Pain, what are your thoughts after your victory last week?

Twisted Pain : Last week... was only a taste of what I can do. Unstable Jimmy is just the beginning.

Interviewer : You managed to make Unstable Jimmy tap out, will someone else face the same fate?

Twisted Pain : Soon... soon more will feel my pain... Sweet, wonderful pain. Did you hear Unstable Jimmy scream? His body twisted in agony? His screams were music to my ears. Pain is such a wonderful thing.

Interviewer : Um...

Twisted Pain snatched the mic from the interviewer, who takes a step back, out of the camera

Twisted Pain : Come, my dears in the SCW. Do not fear pain. Embrace it, like I embrace it. Enjoy it. Pain will let you know you're alive. Hahahahahaha.....

Twisted Pain laughs sinisterly and walks away from the camera