A.M.X International! - (Pre match Press Conference Clash of titans PPV)

The A.M.X are backstage showing off their Australian Tag Titles to a hoard of foreign reporters. Dan Hammer turns to address them.

Dan Hammer: Firstly, it's good to see so many reporters here to cover what should be an historic night here in S.C.W.

Red-eye: Yes tonight we simply confirm what all of you already know....that we are the best Tag Team here in S.C.W


Dan Hammer nods in agreement.

Dan Hammer: It's been a long time coming but finally we have a title shot, The 'Curious Boys' can't hide any longer. We will unify the S.C.W Tag titles with our prestigious Australian Tag Titles and prove that we are the most dominant Tag Team in S.C.W history.

Red-eye: I tell you one thing, the 'Curious Boys will be Furious!!! when we take what is rightfully ours.

Dan Hammer and Red-eye both laugh.


Dan Hammer: Now if any of you have any questions you may ask them now

Reporter1: Hi, John Smith - Daily English Newspaper, Do you think the Furious Boys stand any chance against two enormous monsters such as yourselves?


Dan Hammer: Good question Mr Smith, Of course not ! They could save themselves a whole heap of pain by just laying down tonight and handing the belts over.

Red-eye: But where would the fun be in that - We like beating people up, it's what we do....So even though everybody knows they are already beaten, we want them to fight and fight hard.


Reporter2: Hello A.M.X, Dan Ratzenburger - USA today Do you think you have prepared enough for this match?

Dan Hammer: Hell yeah, we've been around the world defending our titles against champions from other countries, fighting against different styles and cultures.

Red-eye: Damn right Dan, Just yesterday we were in Russia in a match against the Russian Tag Champs. The K.G.B we would be Russian champs too if it wasn't for some cultral issues.

Dan Hammer: Yeah, I thought all those Ruskies liked Vodka !!!


Red-eye: They do Dan but you're supposed to pour it into glasses not smash it over their heads.

Dan Hammer and Red-eye burst out laughing.

Dan Hammer: I'll stick to good old fashioned Aussie Beer any day !


Reporter3: Herrro A.M.X - Mr Tanahashi - New Japan Times, So sorry you are not Japanese Tag Team Champion now - would you come back to face Japan Champions again !


Dan Hammer: Hey Red, is one of the little fellas from Japan, hey boy come up here.

The Japanese reporter walks slowly up to the A.M.X loking nervously from side to side.


Dan Hammer: LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING !


Red-eye: Hey Dan is'nt he supposed to bow or something?



Dan Hammer: MR MIYAGI - YOU BOW FOR ME !

The reporter looks worried but Slowly lowers his head. With that Dan Hammer grabs him by the neck and hoists him onto his shoulders.


Dan Hammer: Hey Red-eye - GET THE TABLE!

Red-eye clears of the buffet table sat in the corner of the room and postitions it in front of the reporters.

Dan Hammer: Enough words - let me demonstrate what the A.M.X are going to do to any team we come up against!


With that Dan Hammer executes a Fantango Driver through the table almost snapping the poor reporter in half.


Red-eye: Sweet mother of god - i think he may be dead !


Dan Hammer: Hey what time is it?


Red-eye: IT'S MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR TIME !

The A.M.X go to leave. Dan Hammer pauses and looks back and smiles.

Nice RP Dan. I couldn't write it better.