Phonecall from an old friend...

Don Darko is sitting in his locker room watching the first game of the new baseball season on espn.

Don Darko: "damn, that`s boring! let`s see..."

He switches the channel to premiere... liverpool fc against fulham.

Don Darko: "yeah, all a man needs on a day like that."

suddenly Darko`s cellphone rings.

Don Darko: "what?"
Tony: "hey man. here`s tony! what`s up?"
Don Darko: "tony the headshrinker?"
Tony: "yeah, it`s me... how are you doing?"
Don Darko: "fine. you have to watch our next show on tv. I will make an huge announcement."
Tony: "I said it like a hundred times - I don`t have time to watch the show... just tell me."
Don Darko: "you have to... just watch it, man!!! or at least tape the damn show..."
Tony: "allright. but, Darko... the reason I`m calling is - what about your anger management troubles?"

Yossi Benayoun scores the 1:0 for LFC in overtime!

Don Darko: "YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! tony, I love you... I love the whole world... YAAAA!!! now I wanna be naked!"
Tony: "what happend? are you ok?"
Don Darko: "YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! thanks for calling man. bye!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Don Darko hangs up the phone.

Tony: "this dude has got a serious problem. somedays he`s perfectly happy and on other days he`s manic-depressive. and why to hell does he wants to be naked all the time? hm... I need to help that poor guy."

Tony shouts for his secretary Vanessa...

Vanessa: "What can I do for you, Mr. Hader?"
Tony: "Cancel all my actual dates for the next two weeks - and Vanessa... don`t call me Mr. Hader., call me Tony or Mr. T."
Vanessa: "Allright, Mr. Hader."

Vanessa leaves...

Tony: "Too bad. I never ever will win over that girl..."