Destroy a Wish

The object of this game is to simply grant someone there wish but then say something afterwards that destroys it.

For example

person a:I wish i owned a boat

person b:granted but the boat sinks

i'll start off

I wish i could have a million bucks

granted but the recession got that bitch

i wish i was wwe champion

granted however you tried a Swanton Bomb from the roof of your house and it went wrong, now you can't compete anymore

I wish I had a talking Raccoon

Granted but it becomes roadkill.

I wish I was invincible.

granted but you walk onto the road and get run over because the cars cant see you

i wish that i could be SCW Heavyweight Champ

OOC- Invincible you idiot not invisible

aaronoshea wrote:Granted but it becomes roadkill.

I wish I was invincible.

granted but you fall in a well and are stuck there forever.

i wish i owned a decked ut toyota supra

Granted but Iago thinks your allied with homeslice and blows it

Wish I could meet Chuck Norris

granted but he destroyes you

i wish aaron o'shea would explode:D

granted but hes invincible and does a liquid terminator moves comes back and kicks your ass.

I wish john morrison was world champion

granted, but he takes drugs and gets into a bromance with Big Fatty V and ends up getting eaten

I wish that i was aaron o shea, king jul and tonten

granted but ure aaron o'shea and you stink like poo

i wish i was a banana phone

granted but you get eaten by a monkey

i wish i was Immortal

granted but you last wish was erased from the record lol

i wish none of my wishes could be destroyed or taken away

granted but...

i wish aarons wishes could all be destroyed

granted
i wish that white lighting didnt wish that

GRANTED BUT He WISHES IT AGAIN

i wish i was immune to the swine flu

GRANTEd. but a new fatal flu hits the earth and in only contagious to those who are immune to swine flu..

i wish it was the holidays

granted but its only a pupil free day

i wish i was IMMORTAL

granted but ure to gay to be immortal so you die

i wish jake the jillionaire died of swine flue

granted but he comes back to life and the mayor yells out AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

i wish that i was King Jul (lol i cant wait to see aaron destroy this one)

granted but im to good to be anyoone else

i wish i was erebus

Granted but you get fired from SCW and become a Jobber for some small indy promotion

i wish everyone recognised Australia as the No.1 Country in the WORLD !

granted but australia get mixed up with austria! HELL YEAH!

I wish liverpool will be premier league champion next year!

granted, but the coach starts taking drugs and they replace him with Santino Marella

i wish that Santino Marella was a chick