Tick Appears!

[an eye fills the view of the screen]

Tick: Woah! What kind of freaky portal to the unknown is this?! It whurrs, as if it is studying me. Don't worry Arthur, I shall make short work of it. Stand back, lest you be harmed as I pummel it back to where it came!

Arthur: Uh, Tick, that's the camera.

[Tick pulls away from the camera revealing himself and Arthur in the locker room]

Tick: Oh, right you are chum! [making grand heroic gestures] But one can never let ones guard down, for evil can spring from anywhere!

Arthur: Tick, we're here to introduce ourselves, remember?

Tick: Well shucks little buddy, why didn't you say so earlier. Listen up everybody, this little guy standing beside me, no don't be shy Arthur, smile for the camera, he's a one hundred and twenty pound bag of lucidity. Me, I'm a nigh invulnerable package of pure justice. Together we're going to take out the trash here at SCW, and we're going to start with you!

[Tick points at the screen]

Arthur: Tick, that's the camera again...

Tick: I know buddy, but I don't like the way it's looking at me.