Twisted Pain Pre-match Interview

Interviewer - We are backstage with Chris "Twisted Pain" Thomson. Twisted Pain, on the last show Johnny Asskicker threatened to attack you and destroy you. Are you afraid?

Twisted Pain : Afraid? Me? Ha ha ha.... I am NOT afraid of that punk. He threatens to destroy me. Johnny Asskisser has an unfortunately short memory. He seems to have forgotten that it was ME who broke his ankle. It was ME who won the Number 1 Contender to the Underdog title.

Chris "Twisted Pain" Thomson snickers, and continues.

Twisted Pain : The great Asskisser also seems to have forgotten that he did NOT beat me. Almost? Almost my ass. Almost is worth NOTHING in this business. Johnny Asskisser, you and I have a match tonight. During that match, I will utterly destroy you, your ankle, and your reputation. I will leave you writhing in pain in the middle of the ring. I would like to see how you're going to attack me.. with a broken ankle.

Chris "Twisted Pain" Thomson laughs sinisterly, as the camera fades to black.